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Book Cover: BEWARE OF CHICKEN

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I mean, what even is BEWARE OF CHICKEN? It's like someone took every wacky element from your favorite childhood anime and threw 'em all into a big ol' farm fresh soup. And honestly, I am HERE FOR IT. The idea of a powerful xianxia warrior just wanting to hang up their heroics and live the quiet life as a farmer is genius. It's like if Goku suddenly decided to leave the Z-Warriors and become a permaculture enthusiast - it's just so... relatable? And then you throw in these magic herbs that give farm animals ninja skills? I mean, come on, that's just too much fun! The whole premise has this infectious, goofy energy that had me grinning like an idiot from start to finish.

Original Micro-Review: "Quite possibly one of the silliest books I've read. A xianxia (think Dragon Ball Z) world in which the MC (think: Goku) retires to be a farmer and accidentally feeds his farm animals magic herbs that makes them sapient ninjas. It's wild. ⭐⭐⭐"